Sadly our favorite female sans wetsuit/ Distance Glutton for suffering's blog has bit the dust....(tear...sniff...) I haven't been this low since Sunoco Ditched their masters swimming program last summer...now I will have to network with Speedy the old fashioned way, either via email or her AIDS lifecycle page...sadly now this means we can't go back and visit old stories...like how Grandpa became TOAST! or her epic Bandited Boston Marathon, or the Lake Placid getaway...So passes a noble blog site.....( a trumpet slowly plays TAPS in the distance.) Speedy Claire...thanks for the memories.
All that aside Catherine in NZ has a boyfriend...no it's not me! ( Which probably works out for the best...I mean seriously my phone bill was sky high when I was dating a girl in Woodbrigde like 20 miles away.... I hate to see the bill after one call to NZ...) But I still have a friend out of the deal so it's all good ( wipes brow relieved he didn't send anything yet....or maybe I should have sent flowers that bloke would have made out big time....) In either case that's been life. This weekend is the last weekend I can crank my papers out. I'm so done with my Victorian England paper 12 weeks of torment leading up to this moment...may God have mercy on my soul...and GPA.
So in a recap...
SPEED RACER's Blog is no more ( starts to rend garments, pull out hair and sob uncontrolably.)
my silly crush......crushed
and my papers still need to get done.
Somehow with all this crap I managed to keep a friend and get in a 3300 yard pool workout...It hasn't been a total loss.
Come Back Speed Racer!
R.D.
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I cannot believe Speedy's blog is gone!! What???
I'm sorry that things with Catharine didn't turn out the way you would have liked, but you gave it a go. Good on ya.
What?! This is news to me!!!!!
Crap! I totally wouldn't have known that if it weren't for you! SHIT. Now what do I do?!
OK. I've figured it out, I was labeled as a "spam blog" somehow. I've notified blogger and it should be back up within the business day.
What the fuck?!
Rah rah kick someone's ass rah rah!
SPAM BLOG! Claire have you been marketing Mexican sterioids to pro athletes again......
Angry I'm not flying Halfway around the world to get into it with some Kiwi guy she is perfectly happy with...I need to save any rage I have for Eagleman to stomp helpless Bitches into the ground....
..also on that note we're still pretty good friends..I'll take it
I was talking about the claire thing, but now that you mention it- KICK HIS ASS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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